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Ask a question   Submit Articles and Comics   AN ILLOGICAL MAN HATES THE LOGICAL MAN WHO ENVIES THE AVERAGE MAN AND YET STRIVES TO BE WISE. THE WISE MAN ACTS AS A BLIND MAN PAWING AT WALLS THEY CAN SEE AS THEY TRAVERSE THEIR LIVES. OH! BUT THE BLIND MAN WALKS SO CONFIDENTLY GUIDING OTHERS AS HE STEPS INTO FLAMES. THIS WILL BE LIFE! CHAOTIC. NONSENSICAL. IT'S THE INSANE WHO LIVES IT ONLY EVER SMILING.

shade-shypervert:

"I want to try some minecraft HD texture packs!"

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— 1 month ago with 41318 notes
sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

(Source: allthebestofmemes, via sexloveandlife)

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Bad Tech Support #4

Customer states one laptop not browsing but other devices functioning
repair tech just left residence
Line test: LOSS OF POWER DETECTED 

requested customer to check other computer, customer irate

all inet service is down

customer finally agreed to check Modem- has no power, customer toggled switch- modem powering up, modem was off
customer yelling about service being bad when modem was off…
checking laptop- browsing

— 1 month ago
#bad tech support  #stupid customers 
Tech support usernames

Tech support usernames

— 1 month ago
#bad tech support 
Bad Tech Support #3

Customer needs to connect to wireless
Directed customer to default password and explained all letters need to be upper case to connect
Customer inquiring on if numbers need to be upper case as well
advised customer not possible for numbers to be upper or case
customer is irate, told customer all the numbers are lower case

— 1 month ago
#bad tech support