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hijabiswag:

in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.


hijabiswag
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in 1914, a boy chained his bike to a tree, he never returned.

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heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

CBS News giving women 5 reasons (sort of, they don’t know how to count) to not report sexual harassment… Yeeah…

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— 1 day ago with 118887 notes
man-eating-mouse:

xkclangex:

Tattooed by KC Lange

That had to have hurt like crazy

man-eating-mouse:

xkclangex:

Tattooed by KC Lange

That had to have hurt like crazy

(Source: )

— 1 day ago with 3443 notes

man-eating-mouse:

I had squirrel once… Then an asshole sanity ran away with it…

— 1 day ago with 1 note
thenopeshit:

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

To avoid grinding, ganghump jesus. This threeway’s not sinful- he’s sword fighting Jesus!

thenopeshit:

fieryfruit:

to avoid grinding, always leave some room for Jesus

To avoid grinding, ganghump jesus. This threeway’s not sinful- he’s sword fighting Jesus!

— 1 day ago with 33238 notes
thenopeshit:

sexdrugsplugs:

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

Sucubus!

It’s just the bell hop sneaking into your room while making silly noises and covered in whipped cream, but the sex was still decent.

thenopeshit:

sexdrugsplugs:

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

Sucubus!

It’s just the bell hop sneaking into your room while making silly noises and covered in whipped cream, but the sex was still decent.

(Source: roadtrippers.com)

— 1 day ago with 50297 notes
Tell us your sexual fantasies…

honestyofsexandbeinghuman:

We want to read some of our followers sexual fantasies.
Make us all hot and bothered with the sexy things you want to do. Points if you can make Kitten wet and she attacks Daddy. Pictures welcome ;-)
We also post submitted material anonymously.

Love,
Kitten & Daddy

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