General Sex Blog
This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).
or you know this could be photoshopped
you tell me
this is alexandrias melon (wow)
it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)
it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds
it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.
its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true
This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.
The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.
It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.
This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.
The taste of this melon will always surprise you.
I’m fucking done with this site
This site isn’t fucking done with you though
Nearly a century and a half later social media takes this as much to heart as possible. With eager whimsical little minds, a mass of drooling fools begin to hit reblog by the millions on fake statistics because it makes them feel just slightly safer and, dare I say it, brings them to think that they themselves are intelligent; To state numbers with no sourced studies/surveys— Numbers with no ties to proof nor REAL meaning. “But what a beautiful trend nonetheless” said a politician. To sway a mass populace to the verge of riot if we pleased— “Utilizing my failed numbers from last weeks lottery ticket as statistics” the neighboring politician scoffed out a crude chuckle at the thought of this. Soldiers for “a cause” with little to no stable ground to stand on but the blood sheds the same, right? That in mind is all that they cared for.
Logic is not popular, unless it has been bent and mutilated to serve in those who’d benefit from it… It’s also not logic if the variables or constants are imaginary/false. Then it’s just abstract existentialism, and why should we manage our government as if we live in a fairy tale? … A horribly written one at that!
Any person who fast talks their “facts” and “logic” just to linger on a conclusion is a liar, a fool, or both.
UK to soon begin censorship and registry of porn viewers.
Things that will be censored:
☑ violent material
☑ extremist and terrorist related content
☑ anorexia and eating disorder websites
☑ suicide related websites
☑ web forums
☑ esoteric material
☑ web blocking circumvention tools
On default, all of the above will be blocked by all UK isp’s. You will then be able to unblock them by requesting to remove the blocks with your internet provider. They will then put you on a corporate (and government?) registry as viewing said content.
A man is going to be kicked out of New Zealand for being too fat (no, I’m not joking).
[[Photo above is not him. I just thought you’d like to see a large man in a speedo.]]
Really bored and made a WoW Free for all private server (everyone can kill everyone, full pvp) patch 3.3.5a (http://thepiratebay.ac/torrent/6163279 for free download). You will change the realmlist.wtf (using notepad) with the address I will provide. Building custom cities etc etc. Private message me for ip address (please include your desired username and password).
Whelp… I’m glad reading way too many text books and research papers was good for something.