The Cannibalistic Times

Ask a question   Submit Articles and Comics   AN ILLOGICAL MAN HATES THE LOGICAL MAN WHO ENVIES THE AVERAGE MAN AND YET STRIVES TO BE WISE. THE WISE MAN ACTS AS A BLIND MAN PAWING AT WALLS THEY CAN SEE AS THEY TRAVERSE THEIR LIVES. OH! BUT THE BLIND MAN WALKS SO CONFIDENTLY GUIDING OTHERS AS HE STEPS INTO FLAMES. THIS WILL BE LIFE! CHAOTIC. NONSENSICAL. IT'S THE INSANE WHO LIVES IT ONLY EVER SMILING.

Customer:I need these electrical lines fixed as soon as possible
Me:I can have someone out to you tomorrow
Customer:I wont be home until Thursday though, they need to come then
Me:.. Okay I'll notate that for you an--
Customer:As soon as possible on Thursday
Me:alright
Customer:So now I wont have internet until Thursday?!
Me:... That is what you just told me to do, Yes.
— 1 day ago
#tech support 
comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

comeupkid415:

lolfactory:

The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.

This is one of the best things iv seen today

(via thebrownwizard)

— 1 day ago with 155694 notes
thesochillnetwork:

the saddest day in Chipotle history

thesochillnetwork:

the saddest day in Chipotle history

— 1 day ago with 68 notes
"If you try to get rid of fear and anger without knowing their meaning, they will grow stronger and return."
Deepak Chopra (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via polyamorouslife)

— 2 days ago with 629 notes
redheadedkitten:

thebeautifullyinsatiablesp:

dori007, I found them!

So I asked Sir if I could dress like this for Halloween and he said “well I guess I’m going as an mma fighter so I can fight off anybody”

redheadedkitten:

thebeautifullyinsatiablesp:

dori007, I found them!

So I asked Sir if I could dress like this for Halloween and he said “well I guess I’m going as an mma fighter so I can fight off anybody”

— 3 days ago with 9595 notes
al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

al-grave:

godotal:

Is this even safe?

It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.

(via thebrownwizard)

— 3 days ago with 211741 notes